The Big Pizza - Small Heath

So, you're curious about The Big Pizza, huh? Let me spill the beans on this little gem tucked away in Small Heath. Grab a coffee, let's chat.

First off, why's it called The Big Pizza? Well, it's not 'cause they're big on modesty, that's for sure. This place is like the teenager of pizza joints - it's all about the size. We're talking pizzas so big, they could moonlight as frisbees. Don't believe me? Just ask the guy who tried to eat one solo and ended up looking like a human pizza wheel.

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They've got your classic toppings, sure, but where's the fun in that? The Big Pizza loves to get creative. Ever had a curry pizza? No? Well, now you have. And you're welcome. It's like they took a chicken tikka masala, rolled it in dough, and said, "Let's see how this goes." Spoiler alert: it goes really well.

But here's the thing, they're not just about the pizza. Oh no, that would be too easy. They've got a secret weapon: their garlic bread. I mean, have you ever had garlic bread so good, you started planning your next meal around it? Yeah, me neither. Until now.

Atmosphere? More like atmosphere-ere

Alright, so the place isn't exactly what you'd call 'trendy'. It's more like your grandma's kitchen, if your grandma was Italian and loved neon lights. But who cares? You're not here for the interior design, you're here for the pizza. And the garlic bread. And maybe the pizza again.

The Big Pizza (Small Heath) Menu - Takeaway in Birmingham | Delivery

Now, you might be thinking, "This all sounds great, but what's the catch?" Well, brace yourself, 'cause here it comes: they're cash only. I know, I know, it's like they're living in the Stone Age. But look, if they can make a pizza that good, who are we to judge their payment methods?

So, should you go?

If you're a pizza purist, maybe not. But if you're up for an adventure, love a good challenge (hello, giant pizza), and aren't afraid to get your hands dirty (read: greasy), then yeah, you should definitely go. Just don't forget the cash.

And hey, if you see that guy who tried to eat a whole pizza by himself, tell him I said hi. And maybe bring him some antacid.